vickie shan

1. Every time you speak to it in public, speak very slowly with simple words but speak normally to everyone else.
2. Never use its name, use body parts or pet names (tits, gash, little girl, sweetheart)
3. Grab its tits instead of saying hello.
4. After you bruise it in the bedroom, make sure the bruise is exposed when it's out in public.
5. Never allow it to cover its face or use a tissue when sneezing. If snot hangs out of its nose, it is allowed to pick it and eat it.
6. Order food for it at a restaurant, and feed it small bites when the meal arrives.
7. Make it wear big, non-matching clip-on earrings.
8. Casually speak to others on its behalf as if it wasn't there.
9. Make it carry your garbage in its mouth until you come to a trash can.
10. While You wait outside a shop, send it in with a note that it must hand to one of the employees about what it should buy for You.
11. When it speaks, make it follow rules (like each word has to start with the next letter of the alphabet) so it speaks really slowly and generally doesn't make any sense.
12. Whistle at it.
13. Administer swift, corrective swats on its butt or the back of its hands.
14. Point out the times it has made mistakes in the past to others, including its friends.
15. Have it ask permission to go to the bathroom. This is especially effective when You and it are hanging out with a group of friends.
16. Drop things on purpose so it can pick them up for You.
17. Trip it while You and it are walking.
18. No matter what it says to You, reply "Sounds good little girl".
19. Make it wear clothing that reveals too much of its body. Its areolas just peaking out, its ass cheeks flapping around, its pubic hair sticking out from the shorts, its fat cunt lips squeezed to the sides.
20. Smear its makeup before going out in public.
21. Handcuff it to a pole outside of stores while You shop.
22. Apply itching powder to its cunt before going out so it has to scratch itself in front of everyone.
23. Make it cover random parts of its exposed body during tanning so its tan lines are weird and unnatural.
24. Interrupt it to compliment the sexualized parts of its body (if it's chatting about an emotional fight with its girlfriend, just interject "Wow, your tits look great today").
25. Have it explain a time it made a mistake in the past to a stranger, for example a waiter.
26. Make it carry around a large sex toy in public.
27. Spit in its food and drink in public.
28. Casually comment on how other women are more attractive than it.
29. Ask it politely to do something for You and then constantly criticize anything it does. "No, no, no. Not like that".
30. Every time it expresses an opinion, reply "You're cute."
31. Make it speak in the third person. This is best when it doesn't use it's name. 
32. Randomly grope and squeeze it's butt.
33. If it doesn't know something or misremembered something, reply "It's okay, you're just a girl."
34. Have it sit on your lap or the floor even when there is another chair present.
35. Cut eye holes into a paper bag and make it wear it out in public with You.

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